[overheard in the crossroads entryway]

Carly: Ow (after running into a sign)
Jaeda: Careful, that sign is not moving

Overheard during Planet 51

Teenage alien girl right after beginning of alien attack: "I knew this would happen if we made out"

Overheard in the Pappas family home

Casey: "I think there is Alcohol in this icecream."
Jaeda: "I think there is Alcohol in your brain"

[Overheard in the Hart before Devotional]

Trish: Teller of untruths your pants have combusted! (Translate Liar Liar Pants on Fire into French and then back again :) )

[overheard in church when people should have been paying attention]

Trish: Did you... just put a bra... on my feesh?

[overheard in Jaeda's living room]

Jessica Black: Did you just slap Casey in the face with a tortilla?

[overheard in Jaeda's living room]

Jessica Black: Iconic people die in really memorable ways... like Marilyn Monroe... or Big Bird!

[overheard in Jaeda's living room]

Russell: Remember the lesson we just heard! Avoid Avoid Avoid! Except I think he was talking about pornography.
Trish: I'm pretty sure milk and pornography are not the same thing
Chloe: Chocolate and pornography are pretty close!