[Overheard in the Crossroads]

Casey: It would be cool to be a vampire... except for the whole sucking blood thing.
Chloe: Then what would be cool about it?
Casey: Mostly the teeth

[overheard in Smith 286]

Natashya: Apparently I am the unromantic one, because I would rather eat my own chocolate off my face...

[overheard in light and sound at 7:50am]

Katie: Is the church even true in this building?

[overheard in Science Foundations 206]

Bro. Lines: Who is that snotty little singer... Arvilllll LaGringe or something like that...

{overheard in Cultural Anthropology]

Steven: Those two pretty girls right there? Don't date them because they are members of the KKK...

[Overheard/seen at the Crossroads]

Jaeda: So a double-bacon cheeseburger, onion rings and a Jones soda?
Random Girl: Yeah, I am going to sit over there and study for an hour or so before I go take my test.
Jaeda: Oh, really? What's your test on?
RG: Fit for Life

(Overheard at the Scottish Festival)

Danita: It's a Scottish Boy Scout Santa Claus!

[Over-read in Jaeda's notes from Anthropology class]

ND: So the theory is that, if a girl plays with Barbies when she is younger, you know, she will get the idea that good appearance=true happiness, that cosmetic surgery=self-control, and that big bust/slim hip/long hair=moral worth.
Jaeda: This makes so much sense... I played with treasure trolls as a kid!

[Overheard in a Doctrine and Covenants class on the first day]

Jaeda: Wait! I'm confused... are we jet-skiing or jet-snorkeling?
Person sitting next to Jaeda: I think we jet-ski in class and we snorkel outside of class
Jaeda: Okay, and then God takes us scuba diving?
PsntJaeda: Exactly!

(overheard on the long long walk to Broulims)

(following complete silence as we walk in the snow)
Casey: Man, I hate snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes!

[overheard in apt 504]

Jaeda: He talks all... aarrhghhghhgh
Trish: Like a pirate?
Jaeda: No...more like an old sailor...
Trish: (pause) So, like a pirate.
Jaeda: Oh yeah!