[overheard in Smith 286]

Natashya: Apparently I am the unromantic one, because I would rather eat my own chocolate off my face...

[overheard in light and sound at 7:50am]

Katie: Is the church even true in this building?

[overheard in Science Foundations 206]

Bro. Lines: Who is that snotty little singer... Arvilllll LaGringe or something like that...

{overheard in Cultural Anthropology]

Steven: Those two pretty girls right there? Don't date them because they are members of the KKK...

[Overheard/seen at the Crossroads]

Jaeda: So a double-bacon cheeseburger, onion rings and a Jones soda?
Random Girl: Yeah, I am going to sit over there and study for an hour or so before I go take my test.
Jaeda: Oh, really? What's your test on?
RG: Fit for Life