We Quotes Out Loud

[Overheard in the Crossroads]

2010-11-29T14:18:00.001-08:00

Casey: It would be cool to be a vampire... except for the whole sucking blood thing.
Chloe: Then what would be cool about it?
Casey: Mostly the teeth

[overheard in Smith 286]

2010-07-19T09:19:00.001-07:00

Natashya: Apparently I am the unromantic one, because I would rather eat my own chocolate off my face...

[overheard in light and sound at 7:50am]

2010-07-19T06:53:00.000-07:00

Katie: Is the church even true in this building?

[overheard in Science Foundations 206]

2010-07-14T07:28:00.000-07:00

Bro. Lines: Who is that snotty little singer... Arvilllll LaGringe or something like that...

{overheard in Cultural Anthropology]

2010-07-13T11:32:00.003-07:00

Steven: Those two pretty girls right there? Don't date them because they are members of the KKK...

[Overheard/seen at the Crossroads]

2010-07-01T22:45:00.000-07:00

Jaeda: So a double-bacon cheeseburger, onion rings and a Jones soda?
Random Girl: Yeah, I am going to sit over there and study for an hour or so before I go take my test.
Jaeda: Oh, really? What's your test on?
RG: Fit for Life

(Overheard at the Scottish Festival)

2010-06-12T14:17:00.000-07:00

Danita: It's a Scottish Boy Scout Santa Claus!

[Over-read in Jaeda's notes from Anthropology class]

2010-06-11T07:57:00.000-07:00

ND: So the theory is that, if a girl plays with Barbies when she is younger, you know, she will get the idea that good appearance=true happiness, that cosmetic surgery=self-control, and that big bust/slim hip/long hair=moral worth.
Jaeda: This makes so much sense... I played with treasure trolls as a kid!

[Overheard in a Doctrine and Covenants class on the first day]

2010-05-11T06:55:00.000-07:00

Jaeda: Wait! I'm confused... are we jet-skiing or jet-snorkeling?
Person sitting next to Jaeda: I think we jet-ski in class and we snorkel outside of class
Jaeda: Okay, and then God takes us scuba diving?
PsntJaeda: Exactly!

(overheard on the long long walk to Broulims)

2010-01-20T21:06:00.000-08:00

(following complete silence as we walk in the snow)
Casey: Man, I hate snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes!

[overheard in apt 504]

2010-01-06T10:44:00.000-08:00

Jaeda: He talks all... aarrhghhghhgh
Trish: Like a pirate?
Jaeda: No...more like an old sailor...
Trish: (pause) So, like a pirate.
Jaeda: Oh yeah!

(overheard in the Pappas Family living room)

2009-12-24T08:42:00.000-08:00

Danita: Just because you're off track doesn't mean you can be all 'fornicating-like'

[Overheard while visiting teaching at Apt 206]

2009-12-13T19:06:00.000-08:00

Chandler: She's our angel!!!
Annalee: A Halloween angel!!
Lexi: Which is the devil!

[Overheard in Jaeda's living room]

2009-12-09T20:13:00.001-08:00

Jaeda: Why are you guys making fun of me!?!?
Elyssa: I'm not making fun of you, I'm just laughing at you!

[overheard in the crossroads entryway]

2009-11-30T11:17:00.000-08:00

Carly: Ow (after running into a sign)
Jaeda: Careful, that sign is not moving

Overheard during Planet 51

2009-11-24T22:04:00.000-08:00

Teenage alien girl right after beginning of alien attack: "I knew this would happen if we made out"

Overheard in the Pappas family home

2009-11-24T22:02:00.000-08:00

Casey: "I think there is Alcohol in this icecream."
Jaeda: "I think there is Alcohol in your brain"

[Overheard in the Hart before Devotional]

2009-11-17T12:45:00.000-08:00

Trish: Teller of untruths your pants have combusted! (Translate Liar Liar Pants on Fire into French and then back again :) )

[overheard in church when people should have been paying attention]

2009-11-01T19:02:00.000-08:00

Trish: Did you... just put a bra... on my feesh?

[overheard in Jaeda's living room]

2009-11-01T19:01:00.000-08:00

Jessica Black: Did you just slap Casey in the face with a tortilla?

[overheard in Jaeda's living room]

2009-11-01T19:00:00.000-08:00

Jessica Black: Iconic people die in really memorable ways... like Marilyn Monroe... or Big Bird!

[overheard in Jaeda's living room]

2009-11-01T18:56:00.000-08:00

Russell: Remember the lesson we just heard! Avoid Avoid Avoid! Except I think he was talking about pornography.
Trish: I'm pretty sure milk and pornography are not the same thing
Chloe: Chocolate and pornography are pretty close!